Letter to Jello

Dear Jello,

I wanted to share a funny Jello story that happened to me recently!

A few weeks ago, I was delighted to hear that one of my favoite bars was having a special on "Jello Shots" that night. (Sure, "Jigglers" are ok, but I think Jello shots are the most fun Jello recipe of all.) Needless to say, I was there with bells on.

After two or three of the shots, I was feeling rather sociable and hit it off with a young man named Adam. Tall and artsy, he wasn’t my usual type, but we had a few Jello shots more, and next thing I know its tommorrow and I wake up with Adam in my bed.

That was the good part. The bad part came a few days later when I began to feel an "itch." You guessed it--crabs! Well, after applying the lotion, and washing all my clothes in hot water, I had the hankering for quite a few Jello shots. And guess who was at the bar--Adam! Boy did I let him have it, right in fron of everybody! And you know what? He didn’t apologize and wouldn’t even admit he gave me the crabs in the first place.

When I staggered home that morning, I was pissed and my roommate heard all about it. Then she told me that she'd recently had crabs & I probably caught them from the sofa, not Adam. Isn’t that funny?

Well, keep up the good work, Jello--I really love your desserts. Please write back to me!


John Sanchez

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